Telugu SMS Jokes

 

SCHOOL JOCK

teacher:"ramu naaru posinavade neellu pettali"daniki oka example cheppu ramu : patam cheppinavade pariiksha rayyali

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BALLAYA

NTR:babai tell me ,why manmohan singh goes for a walk in d evening not in the morning? BALAYYA:arey jaffa manmohan is PM not AM NTR:nuvu keka babai...........................

this is just 4 r joke dont take this as serious and u can give comments 4r this............

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BALLAYA

baleyya partispated in cycle race baga tokkadu kani oodipoyadu NTR:amayindi babai,anduku odipoyavu? BALEYYA:avado cycle ki stand vesi pettadu

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WIFE& HUSBEND

Wife: Emandi ee week daily cinema ki veldam Next week Shopping veldam Husband: 3rd week motham Temples  ki veldam Wife: Enduku? Hus: Adukkovataniki..

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LOVE NOW A DAYS

Clever girl + foolish boy = purse empty. Clever boy + foolish girl = pregnancy. Foolish girl + foolish boy = marriage. Clever girl + clever boy = friendship.

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WIFE& HUSBEND

kantham.evandi edurintlo.vunna.satish.ki.99.marks vachinavi antendi husbende.mari aa okka mark ku emaindhi.mana swarnna ki vachindandi..........

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What is TENSION..? A BEAUTIFUL GIRL ASKS A LIFT 4M THE BOY ON THE ROAD. On the way she falls ill and the boy take her to Hospital. The doctor says to boy " Congrats. You Are Going To Be A Father." Boy get tensed.. Boy say.. " But THAT Baby is not mine" The girl Says-- " He is only the Father of My BABY." MORE TENSION... Then The police comes & medical checkup done. Report Says THAT " You can never become a FATHER" EVEN MORE TENSION....... Any How "BOY" thank God & return Home. Then on the way boy think " AT HOME I HAVE 2 KIDS WHOSE ARE THOSE" REAL TENSION......... :-)

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బాధపడుతున్నాం!

టీచర్: నన్ను వేరే ఊరికి బదిలీ చేశారురా! పిల్లలు: అవునా టీచర్! చాలా బాధగా ఉంది టీచర్ టీచర్: నాకోసం బాధ పడుతున్నారా? నేనంటే మీకెంత అభిమానం ............. పిల్లలు: మీకోసం కాదు టీచర్, అక్కడి పిల్లల్ని తలచుకుని బాధపడుతున్నాం !

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