| Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?" (By darryl)
Tell me 1 hindu girl name...But don’t use "I,E,A,U,N,M,Y,L" its Challenge 4 u.if u genious talented u must reply.... (By Ranjith 9)
Wife ne bola: I will die. Husband: i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! (By amit)
DAIRY MILK’S Full Form:D:Darling A:Always I:I R:Remember Y:You M:Meet I:Immediately for a L:lovely K:Kiss Isiliye Girls "DAIRY MILK" Mangti hai...!!!(By Dsk)
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ’Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...’ Happy Diwali (By Annonimous)
Ammayilu and dunnapotulu okate..thelsa Why.? Bike meeda velletapudu horn kotti chudu. Rendu pattinchukovu. Try it feel it..! (By Hari)
Raat ko jab bacha nahi sota to maa kahti hai...so ja......nahi to...dusra kaise hoga(By kamal)
Zindgi 2Din Ki He 1Din Tumhare Hak Me 1Din Tumhare Khilaf Jb Tumhare Hak Me Ho Us Din Gurur N Krna Or Jb Tumhare Khilaf Us Din Sbr Kr Lena(By Deepak-G)
Shaam hote hi chiragon ko bujha deta hoom, yeh dil hi kaafi hai tere yaad main jalne ke liye(By TAKBEER)
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain! Aapke sms bhi din raat hain, Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo, Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain. (By vishal)
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